Finnisms.

Dave: Quit throwing your pliers!

Finn:  It’s like an orangutan.

Dave:  What?

Finn: Ya know.  Like an orangutan.  Wooosh then it comes back.

Dave: I think you mean a boomerang.

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Finn:  My dad never lets me eat Jimmy Johns and it’s my favorite.

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Finn:  I don’t even want to get married, I just want to stay with you.

{I am guessing I don’t have very long for him to feel this way, but I’ll take it.}

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Finn had a conversation with my brother Christopher about the fact that we won’t let him get rollerblades… except he has never even asked either of us for rollerblades.

Finn:  My mom and dad are so mean.  Well, not my mom that much, but my dad is.

This made my brother laugh so hard because he obviously knows that Dave is totally the nice one and I am the mean one.