Finn: Dad. Do you think Uncle Chris is the best basketball player?
Dave: What do you mean Buddy?
Finn: I mean, I’m a really good basketball player, but Uncle Chris, I think he could beat me.
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*watching the evening news*
Finn: Do they just make these stories up?
Dave: Sometimes.
Me: Dave! Don’t tell him that!
Dave: What? You don’t know!
Me: Finna, they report things that are actually going on.
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Finn: Speaking of Queen Elizabeth…
*At this point Dave and I exchange looks because we’re pretty sure this is going somewhere weird and that Finn has no clue who Queen Elizabeth is.*
Finn: Someone brought {school friend} a present from London!
Dave: Oh, you really ARE speaking of Queen Elizabeth.
Finn: Yeah, that’s what I said. It was money with Queen Elizabeth’s picture on it from London.
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Finn: I always thought it was twenty minutes.
Me: What? What was twenty minutes?
Finn: The show. It’s sixty minutes, but I always thought it was twenty minutes. Twenty minutes is what my teacher says.
Here's a Flynnism for ya...
ReplyDeleteMe: your uncles are going to las Vegas
Flynn: so is it lost?
Me: no LAS not lost
Flynn: I know but are they lost?