Finn: I think I’m allergic to croutons.
Me: You are not allergic to croutons. And that is not a crouton.
Finn: What is this?
Me: It’s a pecan.
Finn: I think I’m allergic to pecans.
Me: You’re not allergic to those either.
Finn: Well, I don’t think I like them.
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Me: Someone special is coming to have lunch with you at school on Thursday.
Finn: Is it Santa?
Me: You think Santa is going to come have lunch in a school full of little children right before Christmas? He is a little busy right now.
Finn: Uh, the fake Santa.
Me: What do you mean?
Finn: Santa at the mall.
Me: That is Santa’s helper. They work for Santa.
Finn: Mooooooooommmm, I didn’t say the elves!
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Finn: She’s not in my class anymore.
Me: {School Friend} is still in your class.
Finn: Yeah, but she’s in the African Savannah.
Dave: She is not in the African Savannah. She is on vacation in India. She will be back soon.
5 comments:
He must keep you laughing all day :)
He's too cute and funny!!! I love these posts. Thanks for sharing!
So do you actually write these down as he says them or do you remember them?? If you write them, you must have pen & paper handy all the time!!!
These always crack me up - I want to go to the African Savannah.
I love that you write all of these down. Oh, the innocence {and hilarity} of a child.
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