We take stockings seriously in my family. My mom prides herself on finding little things all year round and then stuffing each of our stockings with the most unique, crazy, useful, and silly things. They’re *this close* to being cooler than the gifts themselves, though that might have something to do with the mini bottles of liquor we adults find tucked into ours. I consulted the master herself and a bunch of my family members to ask about their favorites from the past and what they’re hoping for this year.
When we were little, my step-mom would stuff an orange into our stocking because that was the tradition in her family, so don’t forget to add those special traditions from your own family!
If you’re anything like me, Christmas is a week away and you’re still in a mad dash for stocking ideas and shopping. Lucky for you there is still time. This stocking stuffer guide brings you just a ridiculous amount of fantastic ideas from the practical to the absurd, so you can create the best stockings ever for your peeps too. This list is exhaustive, so have fun exploring. If you have any great ideas that should be on the list, feel free to leave a comment and tell me!
- Camel Commercial Hump Day Coffee Mug Microwave & Dishwasher Safe!
- The Official Bullsh*t Button (BS Button)
- Narwhalicorn "Half Unicorn - Half Narwhal" (Majestic and Bendable)
- Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
- Fred & Friends Monkeys 2 Key Caps
- Bwacky Stylish Costume Set Mustaches
Additional Crazy Silly Ideas: Fred & Friends Candy Stash Wallet
- Essie Collection Mini Cube Winter 2013 Set .16oz
- Clean & Clear Instant Oil-Absorbing Sheets 50 sheets perfect for tossing in your purse and blotting
- Hair Bands these are ouchless
- Goody Spin Pins
- J.R. Watkins Lemon Cream Hand Cream this is a favorite of mine, the scent smells like a lemon creamsicle
- Baggu Women's Duck Tote
- Bath and Body Works Travel Size, my current obsession scent is Twisted Peppermint
- Tangle Teezer Detangling Brush
- eos Sweet Mint Organic Lip Balm Sphere
Additional Girlie Ideas: shampoo, conditioner, and body washes in travel sizes, make-up brushes {try the Sonia Kashuk line at Target}, make-up, mini bottles of perfume, earrings, necklaces, slipper socks, cashmere socks, iTunes or Google Play gift cards, a special ornament representing the year
- 38 Special Cuff Links from Crave Jewelry Design How badass will your guy look with these cuff links?
- Milk Tape is a USB drive shaped like a cassette tape that allows you to create a mixed tape for the special dude in your world. WHAT are you waiting for?
- Accoutrements Switchblade Mustache Comb
- Swedish Dream Sea Salt Soap
- Accutire MS-4021B Digital Tire Pressure Gauge
- Cigars. Find a local cigar shop, ask them what is good and tell them your price range! You can add things like matches or a cigar cutter too.
Additional Ideas: Uncommon Goods Shark Socks, Tweezerman Men's Shaving Brush, shaving cream, razors, body wash, hair products, favorite candies, hot sauces, grilling spice rubs, car cell phone charger, iTunes or Google Play gift cards
- Moshi Monsters Slap Watch Rares Random Case Colorslap bracelet + a watch? Where can I get the adult version?
- Crayola Sidewalk Chalk Bucket pack of 20 Most of us have a foot of snow, but stock up for those summer months.
- Marvel Super Heroes Thumb Wrestlers
- LED Finger Lights (4 pcs) Finn has these and LOVES them. You can also get the 40 pack. Fun for playing superheros or just exploring dark corners.
- Silly Putty | Glow In The Dark
- Stacking Cupsthese are great for babies and toddlers, a hit in our house
- SODIAL Funky Fun Colorful Magnetic Letters A-Z Wooden Fridge Magnets Kid toys Education SODIAL(TM) Funky Fun Colorful Magnetic Numbers Wooden Fridge Magnets Kids Educational toys
- Pixy Stix 8 Piece Flavored Lip Balm Set What little girl {they have boy flavors too!} wouldn’t want some Lip Smackers?
- Remember those obnoxious screaming monkeys? This year it’s the flying cow. Playmaker Toys Flingshot Flying Animal - Flying Cow With Mooing Sound, Model# 4551
Additional Ideas: candies, easy reader books, small Lego figures, necklaces, baby doll accessories, action figures, Band-Aid Disney Fairies, slinky, crayons, coloring books, kids vitamins, toothbrushes, yoyo, matchbox cars Blue Hat, Green Hat; A to Z; Moo, Baa, La La La!; Doggies (Boynton Board Books)
- Boon Water Bugs Floating Bath Toys with Net
- Green Toys Yellow Submarine
- Crayola Bathtub Body Doodlers 5 Piece Plus Washcloth
- Jellyfish Bath Light
- Light-Up Color-Changing Koi Fish Toy
- Color My Bath Color Changing Bath Tablets, 300-Piece
Additional Bath Ideas: UncommonGoods Shower Squid, bubble bath, fancy bath salts, Rubber Shark Family Bathtub Pals, Skip Hop Dunks Stacking Bath Toy
- scratch off lottery tickets
- mini bottles of alcohol
- Fred and Friends Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray
- Kikkerland Luchador Bottle Opener
- Tovolo King Cube Ice TrayI bought this for Dave last year for Scotch drinking
- Lil' Reds Mini Solo Cup Shot GlassesThese teeny red Solo cup shot glasses are hilarious.
Additional Ideas: Vino2Go Wine Sippy Cup, Sipping Stones Whisky Chilling Rocks, mini bottles of wine, margarita salt, cocktail making book
- Design your own chocolate bar at Chocri
- Zingerman’s Brownies are such a decadent treat, go for my favorite the Buenos Aires.
- Williams-Sonoma’s mini marshmallows are such a vanilla pillowy explosion.
- Infuser Water Bottle 27 Ounce
- Das Foods Hawaiian Black Lava Salt- Sea Salt 6 Oz Jar
- Tea Forte Gourmet Pyramid Box Tea Infusers-White Ginger Pear, 6 ct
Additional Foodie Ideas: mini Torani syrups,101 Things I Learned in Culinary School, fancy coffees, black truffle oil, Chuao Milk Chocolate Popcorn Bar, coffee gift cards, marinades, spices, vanilla bean paste, gourmet candy canes
- Melissa & Doug Pick-Up Sticks
- Cards Against Humanity
- Toysmith Wooden Peg Game
- Simon Electronic Carabiner Hand Held Game
- Travel Guess Who Game by Hasbro
- Green Toys Jump Rope
- Melissa & Doug Travel Hangman
- Spot It Game
Additional Game Ideas: deck of cards, UNO, travel Yahtzee
*This post contains affiliate links which means if you end up purchasing something yourself through those links, Amazon will give me pennies to spend on more stocking stuffers. Nothing was provided to me for a mention here and most of these things are items we’ve previously purchased in years past and loved.