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10 Reasons I’m Not Sending Christmas Cards.
- It is already December 11th.
- I have PTSD from all of these Elf on a Shelf pictures floating around.
- I haven’t taken a Christmas picture of the kids.
- I’m saving paper. Ahem. Read lazy.
- I’m saving stamp money. Ahem. Read cheap.
- I am saving my sanity. Ahem. Read nutso.
- Writing for two hours turns my hand into the claw. No one likes a Mommy with a claw.
- Santa already has me on the naughty list.
- Two words. Paper. Cuts.
- I’m all liquored up on egg nog. Except I don’t drink the nog so much as the rum.
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5 comments:
Too funny.
Worse yet - paper cuts on your lip from licking envelopes.
Haha! Very funny Michelle!! I finally ordered my cards last night!
That's awesome. Good for you!
Totally not sending cards this year. I finished (LIKE COMPLETELY finished...deserve a gold medal finished) my Christmas shopping for everyone already (including random nieces and cousins and neighbors and teachers)...I'm giving myself a pass on cards. (I'm cheap and lazy too :)
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