Finnisms.

Allow me to set the scene. We are watching this awful annoying chef on PBS, it is like a train wreck. We just can’t stop.

Dave: Finn, that is not nice!

Me: What did he say??

Dave: I asked what he was making and Finn said diarrhea! Wait, look at it…

Me: Finna, that isn’t very nice to say. {While trying to hold back laughing because it DID look like diarrhea.}

Finn: I didn’t say diarrhea! I said, “no idea!”

Dave: {hysterically laughing}

Me: Dave!

Finn: I said it in my Scooby voice!

Dave: Well, surprisingly “no idea” in Scooby voice sounds like “diarrhea.”

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We’re watching How I Met Your Mother, Ted opens the door and Robin kisses him.

Finn: Well, that was fast.

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Finn: I know everything about you, Mom.

Me:  Oh, yeah?  What is my name?

Finn: Uh, Michelle Albright-Peters.

Me:  How old am I?

Finn:  Uhhhhh, fifty four maybe?

Me:  Punk.

Finn:  And you like to pay bills on the computer.

Me:  You have clearly mistaken me for someone else.

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Finn:  Dad.  You look weird.  Go look in the mirror.

{5 second pause}

Finn:  You look like you work at Sonic.

{5 second pause}

Finn:  Daddy.  Is that a Sonic shirt?  Yeah.  Yeah, it IS a Sonic shirt.

{It was totally a Miller Lite shirt that Dave loves and will probably never wear again.}

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Finn:  Mom, how do you spell F-B-I?

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Me:  Finn if you want dessert, eat your dinner.   You know what, you don’t even have to finish everything, just finish the peas.

Finn:  I just drank peas and I don’t even chew them.

Me:  Finn!  Chew your food!

Finn:  No, really… me and Oliver do it.

Me:  Well don’t do that.

Finn:  Well how about just eating the pea out of the pea skin?

Me:  Finn, eat AND chew the rest of your peas.  All of them.

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Want more Finnisms for your Friday?

June 2010 {he was so little!! I think this was the first Finnisms?}

March 2011 {two hundred million dollars}

November 2011 {Jesus never had a bed}

March 2011 {sorry about the testicles Daddy.}

January 2012 {his foot has sparkles}