*Pause*
Finn: Well, I went poop in the toilet, not in my cereal.
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Finn: Hi Dave.
Dave: Finnegan, what are you supposed to call me?
Finn: I don't know.
Me: Finn, apologize to your Daddy.
Finn: Sorry, Dave.
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Two weeks later…
Finn {talking to Tate who is crying}: Awww did David leave you?
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The Davester was putting Cars 2 in the dvd player…
Finn: Hey! Did you wash your hands?
Dave: *blink, blink* Yes.
Finn: I don’t want my CD all greasy, it’s from Christmas!
Dave: Ok, mini Dave, I appreciate your OCD-ness.
Finn: Hey, my name is not Dave!
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Finn: WHAT is wrong with my FOOT?!?!Finn: It feels like it’s got SPARKLES on it!
He is amazing. Let's hope he keeps that superior wit intact thru the angsty teen years.
ReplyDelete"Feels like it's got sparkles on it!" Genius description! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI love it!
ReplyDeleteSparkles! That's priceless.
ReplyDeleteNo grease on the new dvd's! ;-)
OH I needed this laugh this morning. Above all #1 is my favorite. I hate when I poop and my cereal gets soggy!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha. These are fantastic! You'll love that you documented these when you go back to look someday. :) Do you call your husband Dave or Dad in front of the kids? I love that he started calling his Dad Dave, but I'm sure it drives you both crazy!
ReplyDeleteJill, I call him Dave in front of the kids. I think it's hilarious. Dave, notsomuch.
ReplyDeleteIt started when Finn asked if he could call me Michelle and I told him sure and didn't make a big deal about it. Dave on the other hand DID make a big deal about it, so now Finn does it just to get him riled up I think.
Finnisms were just what the doctor ordered for me this morning. Not joking either.
ReplyDeleteThose are great!
ReplyDeleteLmao love it!!
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