Finnisms.

Finn:  Mom, do you have Legos at Gigi’s when you were a kid?  Look at this, isn’t it cool?  What is it?

{This is always worrisome because usually I don’t have an effing clue some of the things he’s made…}

Me:  A plane?

Finn:  Ding ding ding, you are correct.  It crash-ED

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{While playing with his Cars 2 race cars, I hear from the other room…}

Oh yeah, baby YEAH.  Woooo!

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{Eating mac n’ cheese with chopsticks.  Noodle by noodle.}

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Me: Finna are you going to pick up your trains and Legos?

Finn:  Nah, I am too busy beat boxing. 

{What sounds like some clicks and other noises with his mouth.}

Finn: Is my beat boxing good?  Did you beat box when you were a kid?  DID YOU???

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Finn: Dad, can you turn on PBS Kids, please?

Dave: Sure, just one sec.

{Finn disappears to his bedroom while Dave is turning on the computer and then comes back out to the living room.}

Dave: Here ya go.

Finn: Thanks Dad, here you go {he hands Dave four dollars}

Dave: Um, what’s that for?

Finn: For turning PBS Kids on for me.

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Finn:  Dad, eliminate Iron Man!

Dave: I will not eliminate Iron Man.

Finn:  It means get rid of!

Me:  Why would you eliminate Iron Man?

Finn:  Because HE wants to save the world, but I am going to save the world.  *Muaaahhhahaha*