Finnisms

Finn: I just saw Dave and you on your computer.
Me: Dave???
Finn: Yeah, Dave and you, when you were in someone's wedding.

{I'm not quite sure when Daddy became Dave, but it cracked me up.  He thinks that he’s very clever now that he knows people’s real names.  He very importantly told me that his Gigi’s real name was Janet.}

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Finn: Do monkeys breathe air?
Me: Yes, Monty breathes air.
Finn: Not Monty!  Monkeys!
Me: Yes, monkeys breathe air.
Finn: Like humans?

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Finn: CAT in OHIO!  *hysterical exaggerated laughter* 
Me: Not cat in Ohio… Canton, Ohio!  It’s a town honey.
Finn: Oooooh!  *still giggling*  I thought he said Cat in OHIO and that is silly.

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While watching an animal segment on the Today Show and seeing the snapping turtle… 
Finn: Those are really cool.  Hey, those are ‘rec-tiles’ but Milosh said they’re not ‘rec-tiles’ but they are. {Then the animal guy was talking about them biting and there was a long pause from Finn.} We should NOT get one of those. 

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Finn: Oh, sorry about the testicles Daddy. 
After accidentally hitting Dave in the junk while wrestling.  OK, I know I shouldn’t laugh about this, but it seriously cracked me up.

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Finn: Phew!  Monty! 
Dave: Jeez Monty.
Finn: Poodle, you smell like butt and bananas!
Finn after taking another sniff: Daddy you need to wash him a lot.  Like a LOT.

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