Sex.

I'm guessing if you're related to me {or Dave} you are going to want to take a pass on this little here post of mine. 

Still here?  Let's jump right in then, shall we?

I used to sell sex toys for one of the home parties, it was a part time job and just about the most fun anyone can have making cash.  I spent most parties laughing hysterically at the stories I heard.  I got pregnant with Finnegan a month after I started.  Now, you know we were trying and had help, but the huge discount on all kinds of fun stuff?  I'm pretty sure all of the 'quality assurance' we were doing helped it along.

Gawd Mom, quit reading!

My point of telling you all this is that while I'm not an expert or sexpert, {ha! see how I did that?} by any means, the company I worked for did give us a whole lot of sexual health information.  I can tell your partner how to find your g-spot.  Don't do your Keegals?  You're the one who is going to be snissing {peeing when you sneeze} after having a baby, don't say I didn't warn you!  I can tell you which toy to introduce to the bedroom first because it's guaranteed to be smaller than he is and not threaten his manhood.

I can also tell you... the ladies you think would be completely offended by an invitation to a party are usually those who have the best time.

None of that is my point either though.   

My point is this...

Have.  Sex.  It's good for you.

Really.  Sounds simple, right? 

As a parent, or anyone really, it's too easy to put it by the wayside.  You're too tired, you have a headache, the kids were being nuts, work is stressing you out, you haven't shaved in a week, money is tight.  Excuses!  Get this... it'll help you sleep, rid you of your headache, the kids are asleep, work can wait until tomorrow, he could care less about your hairy legs and it is FREE.

Have sex. 

Go on.  Text your hubby that you can't wait to see him tonight.  It will make his day.

Oh, and happy hump day.