Finnisms

Bear with me peeps, I'm going to be that mom for a minute here because this kid, he is cute and he has been saying the funniest things lately.  And if I don't write them down, I will forget.

Finn: {To Dave who was eating thai for lunch} Now, I know you like pasta, but you need to choose something else.  {under his breath} Uhhhh blueberry toast.  We have cabbage.  MOM!  Do we have cabbage?


Finn:  Daddy, you're the BEST cooker.  In.  Da.  World.  I LOVE this dinner.
Dave:  Mommy made dinner, buddy.
Finn:  No, you did da meat.
Dave:  Nope, it was all Mommy.
Finn:  You ALL are the best cookers.


Finn: What's that on your arm?
Me:  It's a bandaid because I had bloodwork done.
Finn:  Why is that on there?
Me:  Because I went to the doctor and had blood taken.
Finn:  Ohhh!  Poor Mommy!
{runs off and grabs his docotor kit... comes back with a stethoscope}
Finn:  Mommy, please put your arm out.


Finn:  I've got fur on me.
Me:  Where?
Finn:  Right there.  {points to a few tiny hairs on his arm}
Me: That is hair.  We all have it on our arms.
Finn:  Daddy's hair is fuzzy.
Me:  Yep.
Finn:  Why? 
Me:  Because guys have more hair than girls do.  When you get big like your daddy, you'll have a lot of hair too.
Finn:  I don't want to get big and fuzzy.


Dave:  You need to take a nap.
Finn:  I don't want to take a nap.
Dave:  Well you can either screw around or you can get into bed, take a nap, and come with me to pick up the poodle {from the groomer which strangely fascinates Finn} when you wake up.
Finn:  {smirking}  I want to screw around.
Dave:  Maybe we shouldn't say screw around, maybe we should say mess around.  You're taking a nap.
Finn:  Eh, I want to screw around.