YKW, I am not sure I need you anymore.

I *think* I might be a better single mom than a wife. While you were gone on your business trip:

1. Your child slept until 8 AM. Really. I am not kidding.



2. Yesterday, I finally found the POP of color we needed on our bed that I have been searching for since like February. I know this seems a little thing, but it has been vexing for months!

So if you could... just keep that little paycheck thing coming. You know, so we can live. Hmmmm, maybe stop by for some sex a few times a week? Oh, and you'll have to come over on Monday evenings to take the garbage out. And maybe be here for big emergencies, like water in the basement? And you'll have to stop by to see Finn daily of course. Well, maybe it'll be easier if you just stick around. Like for the next 50 years or so?